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Oh grow up. . .
relationships are built on diamond earrings and viagra.
Charlie was born on September 3, 1968 in Los Angeles, CA to Frank and Evelyn Harper. He has a younger brother named Alan and a nephew named Jake.
After being expelled from Juilliard School, Charlie moved to Los Angeles to become a film composer. He met a commercial producer who listened to Charlie's work and he began his career writing jingles for a living. His most famous is the Maple Loops song. A few years later, Charlie then became a successful composer and singer of children's music, with the alias "Charlie Waffles", when the jingle business dried up.
Charlie prides himself on his bachelor/playboy lifestyle in Malibu and drives a Mercedes, and a Ferrari (and formerly a Jaguar). His lifestyle consists of living in a two-story beachfront home, drinking excessively, smoking cigars, constant womanizing, gambling, and wearing bowling shirts and shorts the vast majority of the time. Charlie sleeps in constantly and is the boss of a full-time housekeeper, Berta. Money "falls into his lap" as he lives a life of free-spirited debauchery. He has a vast range of phobias including stage fright, commitment, his mother, spiders, large birds, germs, change and hard work.
Both Charlie and Alan have a very strained relationship with their mother Evelyn and often try to avoid her at all costs. While not much is known about their father Francis, except that when Charlie looks back he says he was a horrible son.
Charlie's dedication to staying single seems to be something he learned growing up while watching the poor way his father was treated by his mother (his father died of food poisoning, though Charlie says he committed suicide to get away from Evelyn), and also from seeing his brother dominated by Judith.
A few extras: Obviously, Charlie wasn't killed at the end of Season 8 and he still lives in his Malibu beach house with Alan and Jake. He and Chelsea broke up, he's single again. Charlie loves one night stands and ushering you out the door first thing in the morning. He'll promise to call but he won't. So don't be offended if you never see him again, that's just the way he is. Don't expect a relationship out of him, it's probably not gonna happen. You have been warned.
Charlie Harper is a fictional character from the TV show Two and a Half Men and is portrayed by Charlie Sheen. I don't own either Charlie and I'm making no money from this.
Both mun and muse are way the hell over eighteen.